If this were June 18, 1996

simplypotterheads:

Dumbledore rounds up all the Death Eaters except Bellatrix Lestrange, who is locked in a duel with her cousin, Sirius. The witch uses a curse that knocks the wizard into the Veil, separating the world of the living and the dead.

Sirius Black is killed.

wotcher-doctor:

hp-and-the-superwholockin:

tumbl-dore:

tumbl-dore:

brotp

#sometimes I think that dean and samaus had a ~thing~ #I mean think about it #it’s not like anyone else in their year would notice #hell they could probably have had sex in the dorm while harry ron and neville were there and no one would’ve noticed #because harry would have been angsting and ron would have been thinking about banging hermione and neville would have been too caught up in a cloud of his own BAMFness to hear #in fact this is my new headcanon #like #they just made out all the time and fooled around a little once they got older and held hands in the hallways and NO ONE NOTICED LOL BECAUSE HARRY FUCKING POTTER WITH HIS TEENAGE EMOTIONS AND HETEROSEXUALITY OVERSHADOWED ALL THE GOOD TIMES #but like they’re also bff too #and after the batter of hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry because they really are quite fond of harry and all that #and dean never lets sameaus cook lol #and sometimes they’ll laugh over that one time they broke up and dean dated ginny and giggle over the fact that now she’s boning the guy who never noticed their love

 #and after the batter of hogwarts was over and they’d fought side by side they got married and adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry because they really are quite fond of harry and all that

adopted a pygmy puff and they named it after harry

This is why I love Tumblr

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

geronimoallonsy:

maddiefelldowntherabbithole:

im-thequeen-of-okay:

yellowcrayon:

consultant-ninja-from-gallifrey:

watercolor-expectations:

laceandlaudanum:

fallingdownsyndrome:

one-to-tennant:

lazoey:

#I imagine that every year on her birthday, Jack shows up at Donna’s door, announcing himself as a hug-o-gram sent by a mysterious admirer

That tag wins all the awards, in the history of ever.

#Jack totally keeps an eye out on all the Doctor’s companions throughout space and time #Uses Torchwood to keep tabs on everyone #even the ones he didn’t travel with #so he knows exactly when Sarah Jane needs flowers from a secret admirer most #Or where to send an anonymous gift for Donna’s wedding #Gives little Amelia the supplies to make her Raggedy Doctor dolls #He’s practically running a support group for former companions of the Doctor #They just don’t realize it.

headcanon accepted 

HEADCANON ACCEPTED.

HEADCANON ACCENPTED

HEADCANON FUCKING ACCEPTED.

HEADCANON COMPLETELY ACCEPTED.

forever reblog

babyferaligator:

gastroclon:

babyferaligator:

what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?

pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.

NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT

thefuuuucomics:

laughingnancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

laughing-nancy:

OH MY GOD THIS IS THE SAME GIRL WHO POSTED

IM ADDING TO TEH PRICELESS STATUSES 

her statuses :’D 

I will always add to this

QUEEN OF SASS

marxvx:

A guide about how to use sex toys entitled Dildos and Dildon’ts

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

ohfangirlplease:

sonicomod:

thefurrynerd:

halfahero:

renoa:

be kind to others, you don’t know what demons they’re trying to run away from.

*Slow clap*

this is……wow

Ca… can I print this out and keep it forever?

I just cried at this again goddamnit

surdoues:

briannathestrange:

rufflesnotdiets:

how to walk like a queen [x]

This is the best acting lesson I have every seen in my life

“No. He’s my brother.”

#RUBY YOU KNOW THAT’S NOT HOW IT IS #and dean is just like WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE #and ruby is just thinking #I WAITED FOUR MONTHS AND THREE VESSELS TO CRACK THIS JOKE (x)

linkinstiel:

spn-fandom-breathing-heavily:

suchprocrastination:

hopelesslyhiddled:

grandpa-rome-the-cock-block:

IM LITERALLY ABOUT TO SCREAM I WATCHED SUPERNATURAL FOR THE FIRST TIME AND DEANS VOICE DOES NOT MATCH UP WITH HIS BODY I SWEAR HIS VOICE IS SO DEEP OHMYGO D

DID YOU WATCH THE LAST EPISODE OR ?? BECAUSE HIS VOICE IS PRETTY HIGH IN S1

IT DROPS PROPORTIONALLY ALONG WITH HIS HAPPINESS

WHICH HAPPENS TO RUN PERPENDICULAR TO HIS HETEROSEXUALITY

anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that one likes him

I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:

1. text them and start playing one of those 20q games
2. if they start being a dodgy fella drop em
3. if they ask “You like anyone?”
    reply Yeah, you.
4. If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”

dude that is genius

slow clappin’ it out.

mrcraabs:

eat spicy food while pregnant. your baby will become a fire mage. yes i am a doctor

vanillish:

someone please disconnect we heart it from tumblr